I told Gieves to bring round the Rolls, but it feels a bit gauche. Think I’ll walk today instead and give the ol’ chap the day off. Tally ho!
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For the love of all things British, thank you David Attenborough for making curling sound so much sexier than it could ever possibly be. The use of the word “frisking” is especially delightful. Thank you good Sir!
Figure skating legend Evgeni Plushenko.
The most amazing Valentine’s gift of all. There are, no words.
Evgeni Plushenko, the cocky thatch-headed Russian who most in the know about figure skating would agree is currently the best male figure skater in the world, has a history of performing athletic, colorful routines. Turns out, his most notorious silly routine is even better when remixed with Ginuwine’s notorious sex jam “Pony.”
For all of those lonely hearts, I say dry your tears. For all joy will be restored upon watching this amazing ice skating routine performed by the effervescent Evgeni Plushenko. He might have pulled out of the men’s competition at Sochi yesterday, but for the love of all things Russian, he pulled out all the stops in this routine. My friends, my comrades, my lovers of all things Euro trash-y, please sit back and enjoy. Savor this ice routine until the very last drop, like that expensive bottle of booze someone left at your house over the holidays. It will make your heart soar higher than any date night could ever possibly hope to, like, ever. Thank you Russia, thank you so very, very much.